Coronavirus

[TheDevil]

The Coronavirus won't last long because it was made in china.

[Togo]

I thought it was being delivered by the pop wagon.

[Theland]

Colonavilus?

[steg]

Aye, I was invited to a Chinese Burns night at the weekend there,
I didnae want tae go but they twisted my arm

[Theland]

A lot of whispering going on there?

[Patsy33]

What do you Ming?!...

[Theland]

Its all Chinese to me.

[Patsy33]

An vaccinations yet?
Please, no cheap shots!

[Theland]

I won't needle you.

[sanmac]

Three of four days ago I was sitting at the bar with a friend of mine who ordered his usual glass of Corona beer and two slices of lime, and I said to him: "Phil, what are you doing, trying to get the corona virus and lime disease at the same time?"

[Prudie]

If you survive can you get 4d back?

[bookbinder]

Batteries not included?

[Canary42]

This is an un-supported "scientific fact" and should be removed under the new Site Rules

[Peter Pedant]

the Duke of edinburgh has broken his silence on chinese affairs (*)
ans commented
yiss ! and people shouldnt choose no 52 in their local chinese - it contains undercooked chicken !

[ famously saying to english students in china - if you stay here much longer you will alll go slitty eyed!]

[dannyk13]

Is this really a suitable subject to joke about when it is causing so many deaths etc?

[jim360]

Any subject can be joked about with the right audience.

[Theland]

Gallows humour.
Our right to offend.

[Ellipsis]

Have you passed the fizzical?

[Theland]

I've been Tangoed.

[TheDevil]

I thought I caught it so they gave me a fizzical but unfortunately they said "Yep... It's definitely Kung Flu"

[TheDevil]

I dunno, there is a joke in that somewhere!