A Shifty Looking Guy..

[Patsy33]

A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub
He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.

The bartender asks "What's that?"

The guy answers "6 pounds of explosives"

"Thank God for that" says the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes."

[rowanwitch]

Love it

[retrocop]

The kilted man said,"I cannae play the pipes in any case but Diana might"

[Patsy33]

What’s the definition of a gentleman?
A person that can play bagpipes after dinner, but doesn’t.

[elliemay1]

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

[Patsy33]

Why do bagpipe players always walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.

[bookbinder]

Plenty of material here:
http://www.rampantscotland.com/humour/blhumpipes.htm