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Daylight Robbery
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said,"You can take anything you want. But please untie the rope and free her."
"You must really love your wife!", said the thief.
"Not particularly" said the man, "But she will be home shortly."
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A Manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss.” He then taped it to his office door, and went out to lunch..
When he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called. She wants you to bring her sign back.”
The man started sobbing and said,"You can take anything you want. But please untie the rope and free her."
"You must really love your wife!", said the thief.
"Not particularly" said the man, "But she will be home shortly."
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A Manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss.” He then taped it to his office door, and went out to lunch..
When he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called. She wants you to bring her sign back.”
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