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Little Johnny Again
Johnny: Dad, I've decided to get married
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind ?
Johnny: Yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her - she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world.
Dad: That's nice, but there's a problem.
Johnny: What's that ?
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother ?
Johnny: Why not, you married mine.
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind ?
Johnny: Yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her - she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world.
Dad: That's nice, but there's a problem.
Johnny: What's that ?
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother ?
Johnny: Why not, you married mine.
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