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Canary42 | 23:08 Sat 11th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full
of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

The patient replies:
“Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my
airm.”

HRH is confused, so he just smiles and moves on to the next patient.

The patient responds:
“Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae
meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, the Prince moves on to the next patient, who
immediately begins to chant:
“Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle.”

Now seriously troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and
asks, “Is this a psychiatric ward?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “This is the serious Burns unit.”
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LOL.
very good!
You had me scratching my heed there for a wee while..I like eet:)
Like it.
lol
Lol!

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