Old Ones Are The Best
Three Nuns died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter: You have to answer a question correctly before you can come in.
Nuns: OK
St Peter to 1st Nun: Who was the first man ?
1st Nun: Adam
St Peter: Correct, in you come.
St Peter to 2nd Nun: Who was the first woman ?
2nd Nun: Eve
St Peter: Correct, in you come.
St Peter to 3rd nun who is Mother Superior: Your question naturally will be more difficult. What did Eve say when she saw Adam ?
3rd Nun: Oh that's a hard one
St Peter: Correct, in you come.
[courtesy Vicar of Dibley]