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A Groaner Or Two
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice, but he can’t tell where it’s coming from.
"Hey, mister! I like your tie!" it says.
He looks around, but he doesn’t see anything, and decides to shrug it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip, and another tiny voice pipes up.
“Hey, hey, mister! Nice shoes!”
Again, he looks around, but he sees nothing but the barmaid who is busy taking some other customers’ orders. Shaking his head, he takes another sip.
“Hey, mister! I like your haircut!”
He puts down his drink, puzzled, and signals to the barmaid, who walks over, polishing a glass.
“Hey,” he says, “what’s with the high-pitched voices I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the barmaid replies. “They’re complimentary.”
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