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Ex Golf Buddy
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and
listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair is damp; makeup not done, the house is a bleeding mess, the
dishes aren't done;
can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and I certainly won't be
cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married!"
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and
listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair is damp; makeup not done, the house is a bleeding mess, the
dishes aren't done;
can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and I certainly won't be
cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married!"
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