If I Gave You

[Bobbisox1]

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Teacher: Where the *** do you get seven from?!?!?

Johnny: Because I *** have 1 at home!!!

[pixie374]

Lol.... more like 1007,knowing rabbits.... ;-)

[Patsy33]

Well he was right.
I bet he was hopping mad!

[rowanwitch]

Alternative punchline. 35 miss
35
Well you know they breed like....rabbits

[marval]

lol