A young priest had arranged to stay at a motel for one night; on checking in he took a fancy to the young receptionist. A while later the priest invited the receptionist to his room for a drink. While there the priest made a pass at the young lady, at which she reminded him that he was a holy man.
‘It’s OK.’ he replied, ‘it’s written in the Bible.’ After a night of wild sex, she asked to see where it was written in the Bible that it was OK. The priest took the Bible out of the bedside drawer and showed her the first page where someone had written in pencil ‘The redhead girl on reception is a good lay.’