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Rondy | 17:31 Thu 30th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello, toes!" he said, "How are you, toes? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"
"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little ***, if you were alive today, you'd be 92."

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Hahahahaha
ROFL.
There was an old man from Stamboul,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
and you ruined my health,
now you won't even pee, you old fool."

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