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Dr. Squad (Again)

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Hymie | 22:29 Tue 19th May 2020 | Jokes
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An elderly patient visited Dr. Squad’s surgery to get the results of recent medical tests.

As the patient sat down he noticed the grave look on Dr. Squad’s face.

‘Some bad news, I’m afraid.’ announces Dr. Squad ‘You have cancer, and only six months to live.’

Downcast, the elderly man asks ‘Is there more?’

‘Yes, there is.’ replies Dr. Squad ‘You have Alzheimer’s disease.’

The elderly gentleman’s face lights up, ‘Thank god for that, I was sure I had cancer.’
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