A Pupil's Lament

[Canary42]

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

[Patsy33]

Lol...

[Tilly2]

Detention?

[Hopkirk]

I bet you like the Queen song 'One Vision'

[Hopkirk]

In 'One Vision', Freddie Mercury changes the last line to 'Gimme gimme gimme fried chicken'.

[Old_Geezer]

Don't think anyone gave him any though.

[Ken4155]

Queen? Surely his fav band is Wishbone Ash :-)

[Old_Geezer]

If it's ash, it'd be a little over-fried.