I Got...

melv16 | 14:11 Fri 03rd Jul 2020 | Jokes

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...wife a pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.

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I hope that Mrs. melv16 doesn't see this!

You wed to my ex, Melv? :-)

My ex was so ugly, when she was a kid, her mom fed her with a catapult.
Had to tie a bone around her neck so the family dog would play with her.

Did you get a ***?

...bjtch.

Excellent phrasing, just like an ambiguous cryptic clue.
Any lawyer worth a damn should get you off.

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