I Have Still

[marval]

Mick and Paddy are in the Pub having a wee drink when Paddy brings out a goldfish bowl with two goldfish in it.

Mick says, "That's a grand pair of goldfish ye got there Paddy. Have ye named them yet?"

Paddy says, "As a matter of fact I have. This one's called One and this one's called Two."

"That is strange names for a couple of fish," says Mick, "why did you call them that?" he asks.

Paddy replies, "Well if One dies, I have still got Two left."

[Canary42]

LOL