Hopped

[marval]

I hopped on a bus today.

After five minutes, the driver told me to sit down.


My hot water heater packed up, so I had to fill the bath using a kettle and a load of saucepans.

It was jolly uncomfortable when I got in.


Have you noticed, if you Google lost medieval servant boy, it comes back this page cannot be found?


All my relatives were police marksmen, except my grandfather, who was a bank robber, he died recently, surrounded by his family.


Bilbo Baggins is starring in a new film about a group of German terrorists who take over a tower block.

It is called 'Old hobbits Die Hard'.

[Bobbisox1]

Quite a few chuckles there Marval :0)))
Thank you

[wolf63]

Good jokes :-)

[waterboatman]

groan But good ones :o}

[fourteen85]

All new ones to me, very good