Petrol Station

[Rondy]

This afternoon at the petrol station I saw a woman running round screaming. Her arm was on fire & she was swinging it violently.

The police came, put the woman on the ground, put the fire out then arrested her.

I asked the officer why she was being arrested. He said, "For waving a fire arm!"

[retrocop]

That's the long arm of the law.

[Patsy33]

Flaming 'eck!...