Speeding

[Rondy]

Nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticked once by telling the policewoman who stopped me how stunning she looked.



Then bolloxed it up by saying 'and that's not just the drink talking either!'
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During the lockdown I've taken up meditation...



It beats sitting around doing nothing!
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I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
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[Patsy33]

Lol..

[marval]

lol