Joke From John Cooper Clarke

[piggynose]

https://youtu.be/KZpa-tY8hzI

[bobbinwales]

brilliant!

[gness]

The closest I have ever come to sending Dave on his way was when, for a treat, he took me to see JCC live. I lasted five minutes and eventually forgave Dave.... :-)

[Canary42]

I like it :-D

[Mamyalynne]

It's a good joke, though even in 1982 when he told it there it already had whiskers.

[tonyav]

Very good ( especially for one of those punk types ).

[gness]

Very good, AV!? We need words!

[emmie]

old as father time,

[tonyav]

Ok Ok, gness. Fairly good for an old joke.

[gness]

Not even fairly, Tony. And remember the seat I’m keeping warm for you in the Shebeen!

[tonyav]

Ok Ok, it was absolute carp.


Anyhoo, do I reconise him from somewhere on the TV has someone that calls himself a poet ?

[Mamyalynne]

You're easily bought Mr Av

[gness]

Fine. Seat back by the pot belly stove.
You do but not in my opinion. If you’re ever invited to see him “perform” live don’t go!!!!

[gness]

Mamya. You’d give in for a night in our Shebeen. X

[Mamyalynne]

John's a bit of a god round here ;-)

[tonyav]

MamyalynneYou're easily bought Mr Av

I've always been a sucker where girls are concerned, Mamya ;-)

[tonyav]

Anyhoo it worked, Mamya ;-)


gnessFine. Seat back by the pot belly stove.

[gness]

All good things come to an end, Mamya. He should have ended before Dave treated me....it was dreadful... :-(

[sunny-dave]

I'm still scarred by the night I took Gness to see JCC - he was a shambling, unfunny, drug-addled parody of his former self - an absolute disgrace to be taking money from an audience.

The only time I've felt more uncomfortable at a theatre was when I persuaded the self-same Gness to see that well respected Australian act ... The Puppetry of the Penis. We did at least make it to the end of that one :+)

[gness]

Only because I was so stunned by what was in front of me my legs wouldn't work to get up and leave.....I have been choosing where we go since.

[tonyav]

The Puppetry of the Penis. We did at least make it to the end of that one :+)


I like to ask questions, Dave. But I'm scared to ;-)