Tight Jeans

[Rondy]

I don't know about you but the buttons on my jeans have started social

distancing from each other!
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I went to the chemist today, I said ' do you know what best kills the virus ?' She said 'ammonia cleaner,' i said "oh sorry I thought you worked here."
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Got my water bill today for the last 3 months. £250!
Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with
water for £5 a month...
I Think I'll be changing my supplier!
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[Sqad]

LOL.

[retrocop]

Too true the last one lol.

[Old_Geezer]

Maybe but you have to add shipping costs and import tax.

[bobbinwales]

I get my water free from the ground but a got fed up of doing it after a while - it was well boring

[Patsy33]

Lol...