And Irish Joke .....For Thursday

[Bobbisox1]

IRISH JOKE:
A doctor in Dublin wanted to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic, will you take care of the clinic and all my patients.” “Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the next day and asks: “So Murphy, how was your day?” Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did,” says Murphy. “Bravo, bravo. You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the docor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in, so she does. Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts. “HELP ME for the love of St Patrick. For five years I have not seen any man.”
“Tunderin’lard Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.”

[Canary42]

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