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A Sneeze
A girl sneezed in the pub & her glass eye flew out & landed in my hand. I took it back to her & we got chatting.
After a few beers I took her home & did the bizz. When we'd finished I asked her, "Do you do it with everyone on a first date?"
She said, "No. Only those who catch my eye!"
After a few beers I took her home & did the bizz. When we'd finished I asked her, "Do you do it with everyone on a first date?"
She said, "No. Only those who catch my eye!"
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