Retirement Home

[Rondy]

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the day room of the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight then take advantage of me."
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”
Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough, get your coat."

[hellywelly4]

Love it!