The Grave Yard

[Rondy]

Three country bumpkins called Dai, Eric and Jim, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Dai, "It's Gary Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Eric, "here's one named Bob Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Jim yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Dai.
Jim lights a match to see what else is written on the grave stone, and exclaims, "Miles, from London."

[Hopkirk]

They've lost the plot.

[Patsy33]

Lol!