Diabetic

[Rondy]

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

[Patsy33]

Did she dye laughing?

[Old_Geezer]

Probably dyed it.

[Canary42]

I was worried about being obese so I went to the doctor for advice and he advised me not to eat anything fatty.

"You mean like sugar, chips, ice cream etc".

"No", he replied, "You misunderstood me, I just said "Don't eat anything, Fatty""