Home Alone

[Rondy]

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two policemen, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the they can see a picture of the wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The constable looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"

[Arksided]

Lol

[Patsy33]

Lol!