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It's The Way I Tell Em.
She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. 'I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? 'she asked.
'Are you married?' asked the lawyer.
'Yes, I am.'
'Then, 'he replied, 'You have sufficient grounds.'
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Innkeeper: "The room is £15 a night. It's £5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
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'Are you married?' asked the lawyer.
'Yes, I am.'
'Then, 'he replied, 'You have sufficient grounds.'
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Innkeeper: "The room is £15 a night. It's £5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.And the lady said to the lawyer, '' That's a strange picture on your wall. A man pulling a cows horns, a woman pulling its tail, and another man on a stool milking it''
''Ah yes,'' said the lawyer. ''The cow is your estate. Thats you pulling the tail, your husband pulling the horns.''
''Who is that on the stool?'' asked the lady.
The lawyer replied, ''Me!''
''Ah yes,'' said the lawyer. ''The cow is your estate. Thats you pulling the tail, your husband pulling the horns.''
''Who is that on the stool?'' asked the lady.
The lawyer replied, ''Me!''
Reminds me of a holiday in the 60s to a brand new holiday camp in Wales, Dad and Uncle came out of the office and said 'We have to wait an hour, they're making the beds'. Mum said 'if they give us the bedding we can make the beds'. Uncle laughed. 'No, they're making the beds, they're building them!'.
That's not a joke, it really happened, the only part of that holiday I remember.
That's not a joke, it really happened, the only part of that holiday I remember.
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