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[Rondy]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Mary: "My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor."
Doctor: "Oh, really?"
Mary: "Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"
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Patient: "Doctor, I have a little man in my head, and he's cursing all the time!"
Doctor: "Well, this problem is really easy to fix! It will cost you £1000."
Patient: "Doctor, do you want to know what the little guy just said?"
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