Freak Accident.

[Patsy33]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him...

[Spicerack]

sob he died for his Kraft.

[Sqad]

I don't get it.

[Arrods]

His disgruntled ex said she couldn't Caerphilly died.

[Mamyalynne]

Was this in Philadelphia?

[fourteen85]

I think this happened twice in Gloucester

[tiggerblue10]

Bet that cheddar gorged him.

[Sqad]

I still don't get it.

[emmie]

me neither.... still if its puns, bet he didn't feel gryuere.

[Spicerack]

The people being photographed all shouted 'cheese' but he ignored them, sqad. Are you having me on?

[emmie]

ok now that makes sense, lol

[tiggerblue10]

The group of people being photographed were shouting out cheese, Sqad. 'Say cheese'!

[Spicerack]

Not unlike the stricken warehouse worker who shouted 'the milky bars are on me' His colleagues laughed, he died. Trapped under 2 ton of chocolate.

[piggynose]

Didnt you mean landed on him?
You must be cheesed off with me.

[eleanor2]

Not having the ending has tickled me more, come back patsy! ;0)

[eleanor2]

Ah! Just 're - read! :0)

[Spicerack]

If e dam well isn't....

[eleanor2]

Ha ha spice!

[aelmpvw]

standing under a huge lump of cheese? was emmental?

[Spicerack]

crackers

[eleanor2]

Love all these very witty answers! ;0)