Hopkirk, I heard that one with a United Airlines 1st class passenger losing it at a Denver Airport check in.
The one on Donald - he visits the Washington Mental Hospital, part of the U. of Georgetown and affiliated to the military. Trump strikes up a conversation with the psychiatrist there...
Trump asks the psychiatrist, “how do you choose who is admitted to your facility?”
The psychiatrist explains, "we fill a bathtub with water and give people a straw, a teaspoon, a glass, and a bucket. Then we tell them to empty the bathtub.”
Trump chuckles to himself and beams at the psychiatrist. "Naturally, the sane people take the bucket, right?"
The psychiatrist replies, "Actually, the sane people pull the plug and drain the water. Would you like a room with a window view or without?"