Complaining Wife

[Rondy]

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home".

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again.

"Jonathan," she said, "I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbours can see me every time I take a bath."

"Don't worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbours do see you, they'll buy curtains for us."

[Spicerack]

No pleasing some birds, rondy. ;)

[lady-janine]

Is he still in hospital? or is the funeral next week?

[Ken4155]

When the police arrived, the first thing they asked was, "Did you kill our husband?" To which she replied, "No, he was born with 6 bullet holes in his body."

[Smowball]

Lol