The Robber

[Rondy]

A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store getting away with several full sets of golf clubs asked a lawyer to defend him.
"I will take your case," the lawyer said, "if you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me £1600."
The client thought for a moment, then said, "Will you do it for £400 and a nice set of golf clubs?"

[Patsy33]

Lol!...