Dublin Trip
Patrick O'Riley went to Dublin on a business trip. When the trip was over, he took a cab to get to the airport. The cab driver decided to have a little fun at the man's expense, so he asked, "My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third?"
O'Riley had no idea. The driver replied, "The third one was ME!"
He went home to his wife and said to her, "Hey honey, here's a riddle for you. My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third one?"
His wife was stumped and said, "I don't know, who?"
Patrick responded, "Believe it or not, some taxi driver in Dublin."