A Scottish lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonemason asked him what inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies an honest man and an Advocate," responded the lawyer.
"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonemason. "In Scotland and especially here in Crieff, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave here in Scotland. However, I could put `here lies an honest Advocate'"
"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the Scottish 'Advocate'..
"Certainly will," retorted the stonemason. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
Oh, Good Crieff