Quizzes & Puzzles23 mins ago
Job Hunting
A man had been out of work for some time and was desperate to find a job. One day he came across a building site and thought he would try his luck there. "Any jobs here mate?" he asked one of the workers.
"Yes I think son but you'll have to ask the foreman over there. Just one thing though, he'll only take you on If you know someone already working here."
With that he approached the foreman. "I'm looking for a job, any chance?" he asked.
"Yes we do need more hands." The foreman replied. "But it's policy that we only hire people who know someone that works here."
The guy looks around deep in thought and just then hears a worker talking with an Irish accent. "I know him." He says to the foreman. The foreman nods and tells him to shout over to the Irish guy to prove he knows him.
"Hello Dare." The man shouted. The Irish guy looks over and shouts back: "Hello dare yourself."
He got the job.
"Yes I think son but you'll have to ask the foreman over there. Just one thing though, he'll only take you on If you know someone already working here."
With that he approached the foreman. "I'm looking for a job, any chance?" he asked.
"Yes we do need more hands." The foreman replied. "But it's policy that we only hire people who know someone that works here."
The guy looks around deep in thought and just then hears a worker talking with an Irish accent. "I know him." He says to the foreman. The foreman nods and tells him to shout over to the Irish guy to prove he knows him.
"Hello Dare." The man shouted. The Irish guy looks over and shouts back: "Hello dare yourself."
He got the job.
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