The Wee 'Un Helps Oot........
An Arab Sheik was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world.
Finally, Nicola Sturgeon was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, she donated her blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent Nicola a BMW, a diamond necklace, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure.
Once again, his doctor telephoned Nicola who was more than happy to donate her blood.
After the second surgery the Arab sent Nicola a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
Nicola was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate as she had anticipated.
She phoned the Arab and asked him:
"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates?"
To this the Sheik replied:
“Aye lassie, but now I have Scottish blood in me veins”.