Plane Crash

[Rondy]

Two young men were flying a small plane over the desert when the engine failed and they crashed. Wandering for days one young man says: "I'm so hungry I'm going to chop off my penis and eat it."
"No, before you do that," his colleague says. "Think of making love to your girlfriend."
"Why would I do that?" he replied. "I might never see her again."
"Yes," His mate said. "But If you think of her there might be enough for both of us."