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Knickers Down
Guy takes his girlfriend home after a date and they share a passionate kiss on her doorstep. He can tell she is getting aroused, so he confidently leans against the wall nd says, "Can i take your knickers down?"
"Are you mad?" she replies, "My parents will see us."
"All the lights are out, they must be in bed." he says, moving in for another kiss.
"No, i daren't. Imagine if we get caught."
"Come on, please. There's no-one around," he says indicating her house and the others around it. "Look they're all sleeping."
"No, it's way too risky."
"Please ,i love you so much."
"I love you too but i just can't let you take my knickers down."
Suddenly the light on the stairs goes on and the girl's sister appears at the front door, dressed only in bra and knickers and with dishevelled hair.
With a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says go ahead and let him take your knickers down, or he can even take my knickers down instead. Mum says if need be, she can come down herself and he can do anything he likes with her knickers. But for all our sakes, tell him to take his hand off the intercom.!"
"Are you mad?" she replies, "My parents will see us."
"All the lights are out, they must be in bed." he says, moving in for another kiss.
"No, i daren't. Imagine if we get caught."
"Come on, please. There's no-one around," he says indicating her house and the others around it. "Look they're all sleeping."
"No, it's way too risky."
"Please ,i love you so much."
"I love you too but i just can't let you take my knickers down."
Suddenly the light on the stairs goes on and the girl's sister appears at the front door, dressed only in bra and knickers and with dishevelled hair.
With a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says go ahead and let him take your knickers down, or he can even take my knickers down instead. Mum says if need be, she can come down herself and he can do anything he likes with her knickers. But for all our sakes, tell him to take his hand off the intercom.!"
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