In The Bath

[Patsy33]

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07...
(I'll get me coat)

[Ken4155]

Ever get that sinking feeling?

[Buenchico]

Q. What's a Buddhist's least favourite James Bond movie?

A. You Only Live Twice.

[Buenchico]

Q. Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

A. Because it would blow his cover.

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Lol!

[Patsy33]

James Bond is fast asleep in bed when suddenly there is an earthquake!
He is shaken but not stirred.

[Hopkirk]

Enough.

Stop it now.

[Mamyalynne]

If James Bond took Viagra, would that make him Roger Moore?

[1ozzy]

LOL Mamya

[jno]

hm, sounds like the Buddhist ordering at Burger King, saying "Make me one with everything."

[Smowball]

Omg lol!

[Smowball]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta - way……. :)

[jno]

a lady on a bus is shocked to hear two Italians sitting in front of her and talking: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

She tells them: "In this country we don't talk out loud about our sex lives.”

The man answers "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."

[Smowball]

Omg lol.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-I gator……….