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Paddy And The Cst
Paddy hates his wife's cat so much that one day he drove to the next town and dumps the cat.
But when he reaches home, the cat is there.
So the next day he drives 50 miles away and dumps it in the middle of nowhere. Lol & behold, when he gets home the cat is there.
The next day, determined to get rid of the cat for once & all, he drives to the other side of the country & dumps the cat. 6 hours later, he phones his wife & asks is the cat there. Paddy's wife said "yes, why?"
"Put the damn thing on the phone....I'm fecking lost!!!"
But when he reaches home, the cat is there.
So the next day he drives 50 miles away and dumps it in the middle of nowhere. Lol & behold, when he gets home the cat is there.
The next day, determined to get rid of the cat for once & all, he drives to the other side of the country & dumps the cat. 6 hours later, he phones his wife & asks is the cat there. Paddy's wife said "yes, why?"
"Put the damn thing on the phone....I'm fecking lost!!!"
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