Ok - Prep For The Big Day - Worst Cracker Jokes Out There (New Ones Or Reasonably New).

DTCwordfan | 21:24 Tue 21st Dec 2021 | Jokes

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Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only.

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piggynose

I hope they don't lose their rag!

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They don't have to be 'Pharmacy' related!!

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But, Piggy, as you have brought the subject up...

'Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy: “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued: “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied: “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either one.”'

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