Christmas Eve

[Hymie]

When her husband arrived home early from work on Christmas Eve, the wife hurriedly opened the bedroom window and instructed her lover to jump out the window.

‘What, are you crazy?’ said her lover, ‘This is the thirteenth floor.’

‘Just jump.’ said the wife, ‘This is no time to be superstitious.’

[Spicerack]

Lol.

[Patsy33]

Lol!..