Missing Dog

[Rondy]

A Cumbrian farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable.
His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back".
The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still missing.
"What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife.
"Here boy," said the farmer.

[Hopkirk]

Reported - Cumbriaist.

[Spicerack]

Sounds Welsh to me.

[bobbinwales]

Oi!

[McMouse]

Doggone