Size Matters

[Rondy]

Five guys were in a bar. Feeling slightly sloshed, they started to argue with each other about the size of their penises.

Eventually the discussion escalated into a full-blown argument, with each man thinking his penis was the biggest. The bartender suggested, "Put them on the bar so we can compare."

The drunks did just that. Shortly, a gay man came in the bar, looked around, and said to the bartender, "I think I'll start with the buffet."