Mr Chang

[Rondy]

Mr Chang moved to a small estate in Ireland, only problem was that there were no Chinese restaurants there so he was forced to eat at Paddy's cafe.
Chang's favourite food was fried rice and Paddy often made fun of the way he ordered "flide lice"
In time Mr Chang took elocution lessons and couldn't wait to try it out on Paddy. "I will have fried rice please" asked Chang.
Paddy was taken aback at his perfect request. "You want what did you say?" He asked.
Mr Chang was quite upset and replied: "I want fried rice you Ilish Plick!"