Late On Parade

[Rondy]

The General went out to find that none of his privates were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the private go. Moments later, eight more privates came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth private jogged up to the General, panting heavily.
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."
"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."
"No," said the private. "There were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."

[Bazile]

I'd report the person who was flogging these dead horses

[Ken4155]

Made me smile...................BUT - Being late on parade is no joke! I lost count of the number of times i was fined for being late on parade. I was once fined £20 for being 5 mins late while a guy who had been AWOL for 4 days was fined a fiver!!