Pregnant

[Rondy]

Jack has a girlfriend he takes to a hotel for a night of pleasure. Lying in bed the following morning he's getting heartburn from worrying about the possible unpleasant consequences that could result from his indiscretion. He asks his companion: "What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?"
"I'd jump out of this tenth-story window!", she tells him.
Jack, with a great sigh of relief, looks at her admiringly and says, "That's what I like about you....you're so understanding."