Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

[murraymints]

get yer coat Hoppy !

[Hopkirk]

OK, but I'll be back.

[johnny.5]

some on stole my thesaurus

I have not got the words to express how I feel

[johnny.5]

someone !

[1ozzy]

I don't know what to say

[Bazile]

I know the author .
His name is Rex

[Patsy33]

Tearable? Rip it up!..