On A Train In Europe

[Rondy]

An English man is travelling on a train in a European country. His seatmate knows some English, and they end up chatting. The seatmate asks if the English man has children. The man says no.

"Ah, so sad," says the European. "Your wife, she is impregnable?"

"Well, um, that's not exactly the word," says the man.

"Oh!" interrupts the European. "I mean, she is inconceivable?"

"Um, not quite..." the English man begins, only to be interrupted again.

"Oh, no, that isn't right," says the European. "She is, what is it, she is unbearable?"

"Well, actually, that's pretty much sums it up," says the man.