Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.

[dustypuss]

To early for jokes
.

[dustypuss]

To early for jokes
.

[Hopkirk]

You can say that again.

[1ozzy]

Why was Neil Armstrongs hair always short?

Eclipse it.

[Hopkirk]

I'm over the moon hearing that joke.

[1ozzy]

Your comment has me star struck Hoppy...

[johnny.5]

I had a very similar dream
I was making small pillows with him
yes
there were grim reaper cushions

[aelmpvw]

in my dream i was eating a giant marshmallow, when i woke up my pillow was gone . . .

[Patsy33]

This is cutting edge stuff!...

[Bazile]

I can see clearly now , what you all did there

[dustypuss]

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

[Bazile]

Is car rot still a big problem in vehicles ?

[dustypuss]

Only if you have a big rabbit